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Episodes

Episode 29 - Tammy And The T Rex

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

 

  This week we come in hot! China talks about the steamy GOT7 K-Pop concert, Ande is stoked over a special request from a fan, and Eanna was paparazzi'd by a douchebag at work followed by having her identity stolen :(    And then we loose our SH*T over the hidden gem   Tammy and the T-Rex   (1994), and give bad advice to people from the internet.     Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty!

This week we come in hot! China talks about the steamy GOT7 K-Pop concert, Ande is stoked over a special request from a fan, and Eanna was paparazzi'd by a douchebag at work followed by having her identity stolen :(

And then we loose our SH*T over the hidden gem Tammy and the T-Rex (1994), and give bad advice to people from the internet. 

Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty!

Episode 28 - Spookies

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

  This week China discusses foreign policies, Eanna goes to a Pokemon tournament, and Ande is upset about dates that want to pick her up on their pedal bikes.     Maintaining our class and decorum, we discuss the feature film,   Spookies   (1986), and give questionable advice to people from the internet.     Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty!

This week China discusses foreign policies, Eanna goes to a Pokemon tournament, and Ande is upset about dates that want to pick her up on their pedal bikes. 

Maintaining our class and decorum, we discuss the feature film, Spookies (1986), and give questionable advice to people from the internet. 

Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty!

Episode 27 - Mirror Mirror

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

 

  This week China talks sports balls, Eanna explores Pittsburgh with one eye, and Ande gets in trouble at the shooting range,      Our movie this week was   Mirror Mirror   (1990) (not that other one), and give questionable advice to people from the internet.     tay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!

This week China talks sports balls, Eanna explores Pittsburgh with one eye, and Ande gets in trouble at the shooting range,
 

Our movie this week was Mirror Mirror (1990) (not that other one), and give questionable advice to people from the internet. 

tay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!

Episode 26 - Pin, A Plastic Nightmare

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

 

  This week China discusses how she crawled out of her black hole of sadness, Ande talks to the AAA guy about making it with David Blaine, and Eanna details her glamorous week with her cat who's being a total dick.    In our movie review segment we uncover a gem none of us had heard of!     Pin: A Plastic Nightmare     (1988), and round out this excellent evening as usual by giving irresponsible advice to people of the internet.    tay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!

This week China discusses how she crawled out of her black hole of sadness, Ande talks to the AAA guy about making it with David Blaine, and Eanna details her glamorous week with her cat who's being a total dick.

In our movie review segment we uncover a gem none of us had heard of! Pin: A Plastic Nightmare (1988), and round out this excellent evening as usual by giving irresponsible advice to people of the internet.

tay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!

Episode 25 - Special Edition Advice Hour

Eanna Holton

  Are you still trying to understand life ? Did our last episode destroy your perception of reality? Are you shook? Well we are here to set it all right once again with our super special all advice episode. Hold on, things are gonna get nasty. 

Are you still trying to understand life ? Did our last episode destroy your perception of reality? Are you shook? Well we are here to set it all right once again with our super special all advice episode. Hold on, things are gonna get nasty. 

Episode 24 - The Most Obscure Fim EVER - THE MATRIX

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, OBVIOUSLY, we cannot link you to the movie as no copy has ever slipped through the hands of Big Brother

 

  Hold onto your f*cking butts and let us take you down the ratchet hole that is THE MOST OBSCURE FILM IN U.S. HISTORY- The Matrix. The episode we break format and devote the full hour to this masterpiece, enjoy. Sorry we cannot link you to a free online version of this film, since no copies exist at this time. Be careful out there kiddos.

Hold onto your f*cking butts and let us take you down the ratchet hole that is THE MOST OBSCURE FILM IN U.S. HISTORY- The Matrix. The episode we break format and devote the full hour to this masterpiece, enjoy. Sorry we cannot link you to a free online version of this film, since no copies exist at this time. Be careful out there kiddos.

Episode 23 - Elves

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

  It's the Queens first Christmasode and also China's day of birth!    Today's feature film,   Elves   (1989), is filled with Christmas, Nazis, and incest- just the way we like to celebrate the birth of our lord and savior (JK)    Oh, yeah, we also stay in the spirit of Christmas by giving.... some stupid advice to all the people of the world!    Stay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!    

It's the Queens first Christmasode and also China's day of birth!

Today's feature film, Elves (1989), is filled with Christmas, Nazis, and incest- just the way we like to celebrate the birth of our lord and savior (JK)

Oh, yeah, we also stay in the spirit of Christmas by giving.... some stupid advice to all the people of the world!

Stay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!

 

Episode 22 - Ice Cream Man

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

 

   Eanna gets a Roomba from a secret Santa, China gushes with anticipation for the arrival of her favorite k-poppers "BTS" and Ande comes up with ANOTHER new project for the Queens.     We pick apart    Ice Cream Man   (1995), and round things out by  giving bad advice to the world at large     tay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!


Eanna gets a Roomba from a secret Santa, China gushes with anticipation for the arrival of her favorite k-poppers "BTS" and Ande comes up with ANOTHER new project for the Queens. 

We pick apart  Ice Cream Man (1995), and round things out by  giving bad advice to the world at large


tay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!

Episode 21 - Blood Frenzy

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

  This week China does some self reflection, Ande goes to the emergency room, and Eanna discusses her attendance at the local wrestling match between her beef farts.    Our movie this week is the "desert slasher-thriller"   Blood Frenzy   (1987), and as per usual, we give bad advice to people of the internets    tay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!

This week China does some self reflection, Ande goes to the emergency room, and Eanna discusses her attendance at the local wrestling match between her beef farts.

Our movie this week is the "desert slasher-thriller" Blood Frenzy (1987), and as per usual, we give bad advice to people of the internets

tay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!

Episode 20 - Rabid Grannies

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

   This week Eanna discusses her surprisingly fantastic trip to a Xmas wonderland, China does everything she can not to vomit on her mic, and Ande describes her questionably safe, questionably vegan, skincare routine.    Our flick this week is the 1988 jammer,   Rabid Grannies   and spew their opinions at the craiglisters who need didn't know they needed our help.    Stay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!    


This week Eanna discusses her surprisingly fantastic trip to a Xmas wonderland, China does everything she can not to vomit on her mic, and Ande describes her questionably safe, questionably vegan, skincare routine.

Our flick this week is the 1988 jammer, Rabid Grannies and spew their opinions at the craiglisters who need didn't know they needed our help.

Stay tuned, and most importantly, stay nasty!

 

Episode 19 - Hobgoblins

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

 This week we bring you our second (semi) gaypisode with the help of a most fabulous and beloved special guest,  @bennaconna !!! We dragged him up all the way from Mississippi (yes, I said each letter while typing that out) in order to answer all the bum questions we've received that we  just don't have the answers to, although Eanna high-jacks the majority of the time to ask questions for....a....friend....  All this happens after we clumsily rush through the 1988 film,   Hobgoblins   whichwe have since learned has often been critiqued as one of the worst monster movies to date.   Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.   

This week we bring you our second (semi) gaypisode with the help of a most fabulous and beloved special guest, @bennaconna!!! We dragged him up all the way from Mississippi (yes, I said each letter while typing that out) in order to answer all the bum questions we've received that we  just don't have the answers to, although Eanna high-jacks the majority of the time to ask questions for....a....friend....

All this happens after we clumsily rush through the 1988 film, Hobgoblins whichwe have since learned has often been critiqued as one of the worst monster movies to date.

Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.
 

Episode 18 - Demon Wind

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

   This week Eanna lives out her "Pro"-Wrestling fantasies through fam/frands, China has nightmares about some Big Trouble in her Little China, and Ande puts Eanna on blast for a secret that she's been hiding for years!  This week on the chopping block we give you,  Demon Wind (1990),  and BARELY even discuss their gas.  Questions are asked, yelling is given in return   Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.


 This week Eanna lives out her "Pro"-Wrestling fantasies through fam/frands, China has nightmares about some Big Trouble in her Little China, and Ande puts Eanna on blast for a secret that she's been hiding for years!

This week on the chopping block we give you, Demon Wind (1990), and BARELY even discuss their gas.

Questions are asked, yelling is given in return

Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

Episode 17 - Rockula

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

  The Queens have a week filled with fame and misfortune! Eanna & Max step back in time with the sounds of  SURVIVE  ,while Ande and China tell of their dramatic/disappointing meet and greet with Ande's Ex husband, Evan Peters.   Our feature film this week is the surprisingly fabulous,    Rockula (1990)  ,  and shout out the last 20 min, claiming advice    Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.


The Queens have a week filled with fame and misfortune! Eanna & Max step back in time with the sounds of SURVIVE ,while Ande and China tell of their dramatic/disappointing meet and greet with Ande's Ex husband,Evan Peters.

Our feature film this week is the surprisingly fabulous, Rockula (1990), and shout out the last 20 min, claiming advice


Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

Episode 16 - The Clown Murders

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

 Halloween fun is discussed, and our #1 fan writes to the Queens just to tell us how special we truly are.  Things get loud quickly once we delve into the 1976 film,   The Clown Murders    .   And it of course goes without saying that we end by forcing our opinions on the  interwebs.    Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

Halloween fun is discussed, and our #1 fan writes to the Queens just to tell us how special we truly are.

Things get loud quickly once we delve into the 1976 film, The Clown Murders. And it of course goes without saying that we end by forcing our opinions on the  interwebs.


Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

Episode 15 - Satan's Little Helper

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

 FINALLY, It's the Halloween episode! (But really, isn't every day Halloween?)  We recount the tale of how we get paid to harass Museum patrons dressed as Valley Girl Victorian Vampires (we may have taken some creative liberties with the directions) all before we break down the film   Satan's Little Helper  (2004) , and give some more terrible and spooky advice to craiglisters.   Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

FINALLY, It's the Halloween episode! (But really, isn't every day Halloween?)

We recount the tale of how we get paid to harass Museum patrons dressed as Valley Girl Victorian Vampires (we may have taken some creative liberties with the directions) all before we break down the film Satan's Little Helper (2004), and give some more terrible and spooky advice to craiglisters.

Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

Episode 14 - Meet The Applegates

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

  In this week's episode,   Eanna has a banana experience of her own, for the first time ever, China denies a dick pic, and Ande falls in love with the demon that is David Blaine.     We walk you through the feature film,    Meet the Applegates  ( 1990) , and give some more terrible advice to anyone who will have us!    Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

In this week's episode, Eanna has a banana experience of her own, for the first time ever, China denies a dick pic, and Ande falls in love with the demon that is David Blaine. 

We walk you through the feature film, Meet the Applegates (1990), and give some more terrible advice to anyone who will have us!

Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

Episode 13 - Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

  Hold onto your butts, 'cause there's lots of mom-son milk romance coming your way in this week's episode where we make love to the feature film,    Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker AKA Night Warning    (1983), and of course, round it all out by giving some equally uncomfortable advice.     Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

Hold onto your butts, 'cause there's lots of mom-son milk romance coming your way in this week's episode where we make love to the feature film, Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker AKA Night Warning (1983), and of course, round it all out by giving some equally uncomfortable advice. 

Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

Episode 12 - Hectic Knife

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

   CINEMA WASTELAND NEARLY KILLED US  ....but we are here to tell all! China became a human snail, Ande had a G rated encounter, and no one is quite sure where Eanna was. We meet great people and acquired some gems that we can't wait to watch together. First up,   Hectic Knife  (2016)  .This one kept us giggling  top to bottom, and we walk you through every bump of the way.  No episode is complete without bold words of advice from 3 very tired ladies.   Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.    *Not currently available to watch for free anywhere that we have found.Title link is for the trailer only, SORRY!

CINEMA WASTELAND NEARLY KILLED US....but we are here to tell all! China became a human snail, Ande had a G rated encounter, and no one is quite sure where Eanna was. We meet great people and acquired some gems that we can't wait to watch together. First up, Hectic Knife (2016) .This one kept us giggling  top to bottom, and we walk you through every bump of the way.

No episode is complete without bold words of advice from 3 very tired ladies.

Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

*Not currently available to watch for free anywhere that we have found.Title link is for the trailer only, SORRY!

Episode 11 - Murder Rock

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

 Making waves on iTunes (just let us tell ourselves this ok!?) we recount our equally as exciting weeks. From haunted bananas & a pushy poltergeist , to panty pissing and poopy pups (its sounds worse than it was....kinda) we once again let it all hang out before diving into this weeks feature   Murder Rock  (1984)  And like we do, we let the internets keeps us connected to the quality people of reddit & craigslist before blowing their minds with deep & profoundly thoughtful advice.   Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

Making waves on iTunes (just let us tell ourselves this ok!?) we recount our equally as exciting weeks. From haunted bananas & a pushy poltergeist , to panty pissing and poopy pups (its sounds worse than it was....kinda) we once again let it all hang out before diving into this weeks feature Murder Rock(1984)

And like we do, we let the internets keeps us connected to the quality people of reddit & craigslist before blowing their minds with deep & profoundly thoughtful advice.

Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

Episode 10 - The Brotherhood

Eanna Holton

*Click movie poster for link to audio episode, click movie title to watch the movie for free, if available

 This is the first in the widely anticipated  "Gaypisode"  series!  In this  special , we pick apart the  queer horror film  (debatable),   The Brotherhood   (2000), and give some more terrible advice to people who still ask for it.  Ande get's called a dick, China takes her mom to an uncomfortably sexy black mass, and Eanna get's "mommed". Hold onto your butts, because this one's exactly as described- Special.   Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.    *Not currently available to watch for free anywhere that we have found.Title link is for the trailer only, SORRY!

This is the first in the widely anticipated "Gaypisode" series!

In this special, we pick apart the queer horror film (debatable), The Brotherhood (2000), and give some more terrible advice to people who still ask for it.

Ande get's called a dick, China takes her mom to an uncomfortably sexy black mass, and Eanna get's "mommed". Hold onto your butts, because this one's exactly as described- Special.

Stay tuned and, most importantly, stay nasty.

*Not currently available to watch for free anywhere that we have found.Title link is for the trailer only, SORRY!